Randy ol fella

[Davo]

*_Vive Le Sex_*


An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following
Conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70
Years, many children, grandchildren, and great
Grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls,
Hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with
Each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody."