Three friends are fishing when a crocodile comes ashore to offer them three wishes...

Funnys stuff, jokes, links, videos
Post Reply
TinGrillCarns
Posts: 16
Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:33 pm
Location: Tampa, Florida

Three friends are fishing when a crocodile comes ashore to offer them three wishes...

Post by TinGrillCarns » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:05 pm

The first friend says "I wish I could catch a huge marlin"

The crocodile swims away for a moment, then comes back. The friend then pulls in a massive marlin.

"Amazing!" Says the second friend "Well you know what? I wish I were rich"

The crocodile then swims underwater and fetches a treasure chest full of money and gold and gives it to him.

"INCREDIBLE!" says the third friend "I've got a better one, I wish my penis touched the ground!"

The crocodile bites his legs off.


Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest