The golf balls..

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lockyer
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The golf balls..

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A elderly gent is laying in hospital with only days to live, his wife of many years is by his side. She asks him about a lock draw by his bedside(at home) and
even tho she had promised him to never open that draw, she decided that they will have no secrets when his time comes.
So she asks why is there 2 golf balls and $25 cash and a rolex watch in that draw, darling ? I understand locking away cash and that rolex watch but the 2 golf balls ?
The old man whispers "Darling we have had many wonderful years together and I was not faithful all that time, you see each time I was unfaithful I would place a golf ball in the draw.
His wife is shocked at first but quickly decides it it only twice he has been unfaithful.
Suddenly the man grasps for air and look at his wife and says...
When I had 6 golf balls I would sell them for $20
and when I had enough money I bought the rolex..

Nurses found him with a pillow over his head.......
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