The Blonde joke

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The Blonde joke

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"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...
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Quite possibly...the best Blonde joke of all time!
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I wonder if that blind cowboy has woken from his coma yet :shock: :lol:
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Re: The Blonde joke

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Bentley wrote:Quite possibly...the best Blonde joke of all time!

What is the difference between a Blonde and a Shopping Trolley?


.....A shopping Trolley has a mind of it's own!

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Q: Why does a cement wall break to pieces when a blonde hits it with their head?

A: The smartest one gives up first.

What are the two blondes on the motorcycle arguing about? Who gets the window seat.
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