Page 1 of 1

Growing Tomatos

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:48 am
by Davo
A woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem
to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll,
she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most
beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentleman,
"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front
of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them.
My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try
doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if
it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she
flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,
"By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
No", she replied,
"but my cucumbers are enormous."

Re: Growing Tomatos

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:37 am
by the dane
Ahhh haaa ahhh baaaahhhh

Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk