Aussie Humour

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Aussie Humour

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An Indian, a Maori, a Muslim and an Australian were walking along an Australian beach when the Maori stumbled over a bottle in the sand.

He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and ........ A Genie appeared!

"I can only grant four wishes !" the Genie said. "Since there are four of you, you may have one wish apiece !"
Pointing to the Maori, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."
The Maori thought for a moment, then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland of
Aotearoa."

Poof! It was done! Thousands of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Indian said, "I wish for enough aircraft to take all fellow Indians back to our homeland !"

Poof! It was done! Row after row of aircraft filled the sky.

The Muslim said, "I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country infested with infidels so we can live
in peace in Muslim countries and serve the Prophet Allah."

Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the
beach.

Turning to the Australian, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish ?"
The Aussie watched as the loaded aircraft began moving toward the runway, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the
sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.
He said, "Look mate, just give me a cold beer. It really doesn't get any better than this !
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Ahhh, casual racism. The best type of racism.
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I'm sure they all have some dumb Aussie jokes too
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I think some of them don't have jokes at all!

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