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- Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:13 pm
- Forum: JOKES
- Topic: A Barber's Bill
- Replies: 1
- Views: 6586
A Barber's Bill
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The b...
- Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:08 pm
- Forum: JOKES
- Topic: I bought my friend an elephant for his room..
- Replies: 4
- Views: 7454
I bought my friend an elephant for his room..
He said, "Thanks!"
I said, "Don't mention it."
I said, "Don't mention it."
- Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:05 pm
- Forum: JOKES
- Topic: Three friends are fishing when a crocodile comes ashore to offer them three wishes...
- Replies: 0
- Views: 6455
Three friends are fishing when a crocodile comes ashore to offer them three wishes...
The first friend says "I wish I could catch a huge marlin" The crocodile swims away for a moment, then comes back. The friend then pulls in a massive marlin. "Amazing!" Says the second friend "Well you know what? I wish I were rich" The crocodile then swims underwater a...
- Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:23 pm
- Forum: JOKES
- Topic: An Easier Question
- Replies: 0
- Views: 6268
An Easier Question
Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the big question, he told the host that he desired a question on History. The big night had arrived. Bob made his way on stage in front of the studio and TV audience. He had become the talk of the week. He was the be...
- Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:16 pm
- Forum: JOKES
- Topic: Something to think about..
- Replies: 2
- Views: 6749
- Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:14 pm
- Forum: JOKES
- Topic: The Toilet Brush
- Replies: 2
- Views: 6924
- Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:53 pm
- Forum: ABBATOIRS
- Topic: Latest Pastrami from Scratch.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 9508
Re: Latest Pastrami from Scratch.
I just happen to come across this thread and I must say, that looks incredible, Russell!
- Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:52 pm
- Forum: JOKES
- Topic: The Toilet Brush
- Replies: 2
- Views: 6924
The Toilet Brush
A man walks into a store looking for a toilet brush. The store owner shows him a variety of brushes at various price points. The man thinks for a little while, then buys the cheapest one. The next day the man is back at the store. "Were you unhappy with your purchase?" asks the shopkeeper....
- Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:48 pm
- Forum: JOKES
- Topic: I dreamed that I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda..
- Replies: 0
- Views: 6428
I dreamed that I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda..
When I woke up, I realized it was just a Fanta sea.
- Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:51 pm
- Forum: WHAT DID YOU COOK
- Topic: Smokehouse Maple Sausage and Egg Hash
- Replies: 1
- Views: 4848
Re: Smokehouse Maple Sausage and Egg Hash
This would make a great surprise breakfast for my wife. I may try this out on our anniversary.
- Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:49 pm
- Forum: JOKES
- Topic: Something to think about..
- Replies: 2
- Views: 6749
Something to think about..
I was mugged last night by a thief on the way home.
Pointing a knife at me, he said "Your money or your life?"
I told him I was married so I have no money & no life.
We hugged & cried together...
It was a beautiful moment.
Pointing a knife at me, he said "Your money or your life?"
I told him I was married so I have no money & no life.
We hugged & cried together...
It was a beautiful moment.
- Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:46 pm
- Forum: JOKES
- Topic: An Interview with NASA
- Replies: 0
- Views: 6323
An Interview with NASA
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn't return to Earth The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T." The next applicant...
- Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:45 pm
- Forum: JOKES
- Topic: Grandmas Joints
- Replies: 3
- Views: 6854
- Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:44 pm
- Forum: WHAT DID YOU COOK
- Topic: Spicy chicken wings
- Replies: 1
- Views: 4730
Re: Spicy chicken wings
Reading this triggered my appetite. Wow!
- Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:42 pm
- Forum: FORUM WELCOME
- Topic: Hello, everyone!
- Replies: 2
- Views: 5149
Re: Hello, everyone!
Thank you very much, Steve! G'Day!