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by TinGrillCarns
Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:13 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: A Barber's Bill
Replies: 1
Views: 358

A Barber's Bill

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarter...
by TinGrillCarns
Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:08 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: I bought my friend an elephant for his room..
Replies: 4
Views: 487

I bought my friend an elephant for his room..

He said, "Thanks!"
I said, "Don't mention it."
by TinGrillCarns
Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:05 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Three friends are fishing when a crocodile comes ashore to offer them three wishes...
Replies: 0
Views: 322

Three friends are fishing when a crocodile comes ashore to offer them three wishes...

The first friend says "I wish I could catch a huge marlin" The crocodile swims away for a moment, then comes back. The friend then pulls in a massive marlin. "Amazing!" Says the second friend "Well you know what? I wish I were rich" The crocodile then swims underwater and fetches a treasure chest fu...
by TinGrillCarns
Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:23 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: An Easier Question
Replies: 0
Views: 282

An Easier Question

Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the big question, he told the host that he desired a question on History. The big night had arrived. Bob made his way on stage in front of the studio and TV audience. He had become the talk of the week. He was the be...
by TinGrillCarns
Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:16 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Something to think about..
Replies: 2
Views: 272

Re: Something to think about..

Mr Peter wrote:
Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:17 am
Damn, that hits close to home...
You said it, man, right in the feels.
by TinGrillCarns
Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:14 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The Toilet Brush
Replies: 2
Views: 304

Re: The Toilet Brush

C.B & S. wrote:
Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:00 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Good one.......bit rough though!
Cheers.
Hahaha! Such a great follow through. :lol:

You can say that the man's experience was a "pain in the ass."
by TinGrillCarns
Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:53 pm
Forum: Beef & Lamb
Topic: Latest Pastrami from Scratch.
Replies: 7
Views: 794

Re: Latest Pastrami from Scratch.

I just happen to come across this thread and I must say, that looks incredible, Russell! :D
by TinGrillCarns
Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:52 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The Toilet Brush
Replies: 2
Views: 304

The Toilet Brush

A man walks into a store looking for a toilet brush. The store owner shows him a variety of brushes at various price points. The man thinks for a little while, then buys the cheapest one. The next day the man is back at the store. "Were you unhappy with your purchase?" asks the shopkeeper. "We have ...
by TinGrillCarns
Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:48 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: I dreamed that I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda..
Replies: 0
Views: 327

I dreamed that I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda..

When I woke up, I realized it was just a Fanta sea. :D
by TinGrillCarns
Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:51 pm
Forum: What Did You Cook
Topic: Smokehouse Maple Sausage and Egg Hash
Replies: 1
Views: 261

Re: Smokehouse Maple Sausage and Egg Hash

This would make a great surprise breakfast for my wife. I may try this out on our anniversary. :D
by TinGrillCarns
Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:49 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Something to think about..
Replies: 2
Views: 272

Something to think about..

I was mugged last night by a thief on the way home.

Pointing a knife at me, he said "Your money or your life?"

I told him I was married so I have no money & no life.

We hugged & cried together...

It was a beautiful moment.
by TinGrillCarns
Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:46 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: An Interview with NASA
Replies: 0
Views: 312

An Interview with NASA

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn't return to Earth The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T." The next applicant, a doctor, was aske...
by TinGrillCarns
Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:45 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Grandmas Joints
Replies: 3
Views: 959

Re: Grandmas Joints

titch wrote:
Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:08 pm
My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker,
so I told her to roll them tighter.
Hahaha! Seeing this made my day. :mrgreen:
by TinGrillCarns
Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:44 pm
Forum: What Did You Cook
Topic: Spicy chicken wings
Replies: 1
Views: 326

Re: Spicy chicken wings

Reading this triggered my appetite. Wow! :D
by TinGrillCarns
Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:42 pm
Forum: Forum Welcome
Topic: Hello, everyone!
Replies: 2
Views: 516

Re: Hello, everyone!

Thank you very much, Steve! G'Day! :D