There is a very large convention to be held in Melbourne this weekend. The Melbourne Herald Sun reports that Etihad Stadium will hold 70000 Jehovah Witness attendees.
It reminded me of the time I was sitting at home all alone one Saturday morning. There was a tap on the door. I opened it and there stood a Jo Wit.
I said, "Come on in Son, take a seat on the couch" and he did.
I said, 'Now tell me what you have got to tell me."
He replied totally surprised, "I don't know, I haven't got this far before."